Lawl, I has stalker.
May 19th, 2008
Sorry for going AWOL
January 14th, 2007So, I haven’t updated much, but here’s what’s going on. My dear darling Aussie will be arriving on February 2nd, and then him and I will be taking a roadtrip around the Eastern half of the US shortly after my bday (the 12th)
If anyone wants to hang out in mid-late Feb or early March, let me know. A free place to stay for a night during our travels would help out greatly too 
Happy holidays.
December 27th, 2006My Christmas turned out good. I got lots of nifty presents.
- Emerald ring
- 5 loose gemstones: 3 Amethyst, 1 Canary-yellow Sapphire, and 1 Peridot
- bunch of scented candles
- Febreeze scent stories thing
- clothes that don’t need to be exchanged for a change
- a new coat (which will be getting exchanged)
- cappuccino mix, yay!
- an awesome new pink fleece blankie
- a fantastic new wireless optical mouse, my old one was getting shitty.
- a lovely scarf from my grandmother
- a stuffed animal and Bad Cat calendar from Morningkill
- a beach towel from rotgut68
- and some other misc. stuff from my folks
I can’t wait to see what sort of gift my Aussie will be getting me once he gets here
Britney crotch.
November 26th, 2006
Need I really say anything?
The Ohio Election
November 8th, 2006Dumb fucking douchebags here in this state apparently don’t know what’s best for them. Thanks for turning us into a fucking blue state. I appreciate the fuck out of that.
I don’t even know where to begin, since I’m still so furious about the election results. Let’s start with the issues that passed and failed.
I don’t even know where to begin, since I’m still so furious about the election results. Let’s start with the issues that passed and failed.
Issue 2 Passed: Increases minimum wage to $6.80. WONDERFUL! I appreciate that. What don’t I appreciate? The fact that personal payroll records, including social security numbers, will be released, giving criminals all the more opportunity to commit identity theft. It creates most wasteful spending, carried on the backs of the tax payers. 70% of the proposal had jack shit to do with the minimum wage, which is why all the major news papers opposed it.
Issue 3 Failed: Sorry Ohio, no casinos for you. Tens of thousands of jobs will not be created now. We spend close to a billion dollars on out of state gambling. Who the fuck wants that money here anyway, right? It would help with college tuition through the Learn & Earn program.
Issue 4 Failed: This would have given businesses the freedom to decide whether or not to allow SMOKING in their venues, and would keep it out of the hands of the government.
Issue 5 Passed: Now the government has decided we cannot smoke indoors in any public location. Thanks for sticking your crooked noses in our personal lives and fucking businesses here in Ohio. I’m sure EVERYBODY will enjoy stepping outsde the nice warm sports bar they were in just to have a cigarette in 13 degree weather, knees deep in snow.
And now on to the candidates..
New Governor: Ted Strickland, democrat. Wait, who? Okay, so people in BFE South-east Ohio may have heard about him, but here’s an interesting tidbit.. Strickland was rated earlier in the year by a non-partisan research group as one of the most ineffective members of Congress (#402 out of 435 members), ranking lower than a non-voting delegate from American Samoa. He has never held a government administration job, balanced a budget, or even served in state or local government, yet he managed to win by a landslide.
Who did he beat? Ken Blackwell, a republican with nearly 30 years experience as a public official. Former mayor of Dayton, Former US Ambassador, and current (not for long) Secretary of State. Why didn’t he win? Because he’s been unjustly tied to our corrupt governor (as every Ohio republican has seem to have been) and he’s BLACK. He’s seen as a fucking Uncle Tom, and I find that incredibly unfair. He was by far the most endorsed, even receiving support from Rudy Giuliani and John McCain. Thanks for fucking this up, Ohio. We’re the #3 tax burden state, but we are now striving for that #1 spot!
As for our senate race, I’m at a loss for words. It was a close race. Sherrod Brown, a democrat, beat out incumbent Mike Dewine. This was probably the most dirty election here in Ohio, so I can’t totally blame Ohio for being confused.
As of right now, 6AM the day after the election, with Montana and Virginia senate races still not called, I deep down hope that the democrats take the senate too. Why? Because I want to be able to say once again “I told you so.” Don’t be expecting any miracles to happen because of this. I’ve heard too many liberals saying that ‘if only we get the democrats to control congress again, the country will once again be great!’ I beg to differ, we’re fucked either way.
Way to fuck things up, Ohio. I appreciate it.
What I want for Christmas - #1
October 25th, 2006This is quite possibly one of the most spiffy gadgts around. Sure, there’s more unique things around, but I want this thing REALLY bad.
RoverTv Big Screen Retail Price: $299.00 (Includes 1 Year Warranty)
TV TO GOTM! ROVER BIG SCREEN 3.5 inch
$299.00 Plus $11.95 S&H
The world’s first super smart, super skinny truly pocket size portable media recorder and player that records directly from TV*. RoverTv gives you TV, music, movies and more to go.
Pack your shows, music and downloaded files in RoverTv and Go! RoverTv features the ultra-intuitive media interface and connects seamlessly to your TV or PC. Plus, it comes complete with a vivid color display, integrated speaker, premium TXB earbuds and removable storage.
SD memory: Unlimited! Removable SD cards transfer files easily from your RoverTv to and from your Mac or PC. Move them back and forth. Catalog your movies and songs. RoverTv includes one 2Gig SD card which can store up to 6 hours of TV, video or movies or up to 2800 songs.
USB 2.0: Drag-and-drop to transfer, delete and copy audio, video and data files in an instant.
FM Radio: Digital receiver built in. Listen now or record and listen later.
Power management: Rechargeable, replaceable Lithium-ion battery. Up to 12 hours of battery life (audio), 6 hours of battery life (video).
Color: White
Compatibility: Supports secure transfers from Windows Media Player. RoverTV will also include FREE software upgrades. MAC compatible.
Includes: RoverTv, premium TXB ear buds, USB cable, wall charger, AV cord, installation CD and manual, one 2 Gig SD card.
* if your TV does not have A/V outputs, plug RoverTv directly into your DVR, VHS or DVD player
Cameron Diaz has a face made of leather.
October 18th, 2006Poor Justin. One could only hope the rest of her body doesn’t look like it’s been through the tannery. All those years of smoking are sure paying off!
Mystery Buldge
October 14th, 2006Lindsay Lohan has a mystery buldge. Beef curtains perhaps? I think we’ve seen enough nasty crotch shots from her this year.
Cunt Puncher
October 14th, 2006I’d never get a tattoo, but if I ever decided to get one, I’d consider this:
Google buys YouTube..
October 12th, 2006So we’ve all known for several days about Google buying YouTube. Here’s a video message the co-dounders of YouTube made about the news.